Funny Msn Nick Names

Funny Msn Screen Names - Page 5

• My mother told me not to talk to stranger, I odn't talk to myself anymore!
• Every step you take, Every move you make, I'll be missin' you!
• Can I go thru your closet...I need a halloween costume!
• I only play soccer on days that end in y!
• Most people walk in and out of you life. But only friends leave footprints in your heart
• Dont steal, the government hates competition
• Bithes aint shit
• I Am Laughing At Your Nick Name
• I Am A Contract Killer. I Kill People For Money.You Are My Friend I Will Kill You For Nothing.
• Roses Are Red......Apples Are Sour.....Open Your Legs And I'll Show You Some Power
• It's Not The Size Of The Boat its the motion of the ocean
• I'm SOOOO hot that when I go Outside The Snow Melts
• Guys Are Like Lays Chips.......Betcha Cant Have Just One
• Beer Is Good, Beer Is Great, When You Drunk It's Easy To Find A Mate
• I May Not Be A Flinstone But I Sure Can Make Your Bed-Rock
• When I Walk In The Room All The gUys Look In My Direction... BUt Can I Blame Them I'm Pure Prefection
• Sweet By Light..........Naughty By Night
• Inspect MY gadget
• There used to be men on dis earth ... what happened?
• Why is it i must climb thousands of moutains to get to u and all u gotta do is smile
• Love must be a game that I always loose
• Moving on is simple... its what u leave behind thats so hard
• How can I get over you.. when your all I ever think about
• A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, da rising sun can kiss da grass, but u hunnie can kiss my ass!
• It takes a few second to say hello, but forever to say goodbye
• Love is hell
• Life has treated me like a baby treats it's diaper
• If u cant deal wid it .. dont pretend
• Dont walk in front of me ... i may not follow. dont walk behind me i may not lead, just walk beside me and be my buddy
• Why dont u go and put a condom on ur head cos if ur gonna act like a dick u might as well get dressed up
• Do you have a Band-Aid cos i skinned my knee when i fell 4 you
• Never say sorry 4 what you meant to do
• while me and my girls be shakin our hips there be them boys lickin their lips
• I'm not cryin cos he dumped me, im cryin cos i want him back
• Please be careful wid my heart becos there aint much left cos you've torn it all apart
• Look in my eyes ... look in my heart .. look in my soul ... ur da one who tore it all apart
• Im falling for you ... please catch me
• There's not enough hours in da day to do all da bitchin i need to do
• Itz not da length and its not da size, it how many times u can make it rise!
• I was born in da heavens , up in da sky, sent down to earth to put a tingle in ur thigh!
• If doing IT is bad ... then why does It feel so good?
• Why is it EVERYONE thinks we're perfect for eachother but ur the only one who cant see that?
• You thort u had him, u thort he woz yours, ha ha thats funny cos he dont mess wid whores
• That hardest part about moving on is learning not to look back
• If i had a star for each time i thought about u i would have the whole evening sky in the palm of my hands
• Its not my fault i fell for ___________, he tripped me
• Life's too short to date ugly guyz
• I live in heaven where dreams come tru, but if they are supposed to then y am I not wid u?
• Hey gurl, you boy came back to my place last night, damn he's fine, I was his six and damn gurl he was my nine
• I had a party last night, you didnt come .. but ur boy did ... twice
• Roses are red violets are blue you thought I was in love with you , when you dumped me you thought I cried but honey I had another guy
• Sex is kinky and a lotta fun, even if we are a lil too young
• Make love not war, on the bed, not the floor
• You've heard my name, seen my face, aaw all you poor ass lil bitchiz could neva take my place
• Girl dont flaunt it, cause i dont want it
• I can see you ova there just chilin wid your gurlfriends, cant believe your by urself... You shuld be here with me
• I see you lookin at me, i can tell dat your feelin me, so how bout you dance wid me
• I dont play hard to get I play to get u hard
• Any guy who can put up wid my shit deserves an award
• I heard you braggin bout da first time we kissed... hunny I only did it cause I was pissed!
• Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and ill show you some power
• If I die before I wake, at least in heaven I can skate
• You can do it put ur back into it, i can do it put ur ass into it tick tick booooom!
• If you feel da world shake, dunt worry it's only me makin ur man's heart break
• Hunny, i got style and I got pride you betta strap your man down othawise imma gonna giv him a ride
• Some call me a slut, some call me a hoe, but they scream my name louder than you all know
• At first you dissed me, now u wanna kiss me, ahahaha u missed me
• If there lipstick on your mans colla, you can bet your last dolla, I made him holla
• I eat my homeword because it was a piece of cake
• A wise men once said...I Dont know go ask a women!
• No actors, no scripts, reharsal... Just LIFE!
• Sweet yet loud, imma cutie and proud
• Im busy... your ugly... cya
• Save santa a trip... be naughty with me!
• Im smiling cause your my sista, and laughing cause you cant do anything about it
• What you see is what u dont get, so drool on, dream on, move on
• Hot Guy + Hot Gurl = Hot time in bed
• True love dont have a happy ending, true love dont have no ending
• If I aint in love with you , what am I going trough?
• Don't wait to tell da person you love with all your heart that u love them cos u could miss your chance
• Candy Canes r yummy, lollipops are good, my baby loves me, just like he should
• Friends Are Like Stars... You cant always see them but you know there always there
• Friends Are Like 4 leaf clovers hard to find but nice to have.
• Some Guyz Are Nice, SOme Guys Are BAd... I come in both flavours im the best you ever had!
• Some Girls Are Nice, SOme Girls Are BAd... I come in both flavours im the best you ever had!
• Don't Denie It Until You Try It!
• Its A Shark In My Bathroom

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