Funny Msn Nick Names

Funny Msn Screen Names - Page 4

• I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet
• I Am Laughing At Your Display Picture
• I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not
• I have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
• Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
• One night the moon said to me, if love makes you cry why dont you leave your lover. I looked back at moon and said would u ever leave your sky
• I'm in a good mood don't ruin it by chatting (BRB)
• The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
• :S When I first talked to you, I was afraid to hold u, when I held u, I was afraid to love u, now that I love you I am afraid to lose you! :S
• (L) Love is like quicksand… the deeper you fall in the harder it is to get out!(L)
• Love is like sand if you hold on too tight it might slip away
• Diamond was just a coal that did well under perssure
• My calculations are U+ME=US!
• (B) Don’t drink and drive you could spill your drink! (B)
• The rich get richer and the poor get children
• I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
• Take my advice...I don't need it anyways
• Fat people are harder to kidnap
• My door is always open so feel free to leave
• Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good
• I know that you know that I know that you think I'm the best, that's why you never tell me
• You're unique, just like everyone else....
• Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns
• Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods
• Don't be impressed by anyone make yourself that people should be impressed by you!
• Im like a parking ticket, I have 'FINE' written all over me!
• Diamonds are a girls best friend
• I may be blonde but im not stupid
• Time is what keeps things from happening all at once
• He's lookin so fine, he's gonna be mine
• I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked
• Those who know do not say, those who say do not know
• Don't like my attitude? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS
• The higher you are, the farther you fall
• A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else
• There are more fish in the sea but watch out for tha sharks
• If you think I'm a bitch, you should see my mom
• I didn't ask to be a princess... I asked to be a queen...
• You gotta be rich to get this bitch
• Don't drink water, fishes have sex in it!
• If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you
• Is that your face or has your ass been misplaced
• I want to be a millionaire!
• The only thing duck tape, tylenol and band-aid can't fix is you!
• B.I.T.C.H - Beautiful, Intellidgent, Talented, Cute, Humorous!
• If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...
• The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, but the only word for me is YOU.

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