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Funny Msn Nick Names
We have
collected the best Funny msn
names collection, for our lovely visitors. This collection
has all Funny
names for MSN. You can use these names for some fun with
your friends or just to have a laugh! Just look through the
collection of names below and when you find the one you like, copy it
and set it as your name for MSN Messenger. |
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Funny Msn
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- If my car was a horse, I would have to shoot it!
- An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps
back to admire hius work
- Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all
the pricks
- Behind every successful woman, is a man who is
surprised
- I don't hate you, I just need someone to take my
anger out on
- I love deadlines, especially the whooshing sound
they make as they go by
- Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to
slam a revolving door
- Haggis is a self cleaning meal. Leave it for a
while and it will get up and walk away
- A man that has never lied to a woman has no
respect for her feelings
- Who's cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to
have a "s" in it?
- Why is it that the most unattractive people in
this world insist on being nudists?
- I'm not a dumb blonde! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm
knot!
- I don't know if I'm a player. Ask one of my
girlfriends
- Virginity is like a bubble... One tiny prick and
it's gone
- If guys had their period, they'd probably brag
about the size of our tampons
- Fat people are harder to kidnap
- If one synchronized swimmer drowns, does that
mean they all have to?
- Fat Girls are like Mopeds: fun to ride, but you
don't want your friends to catch you
- If you can't beat them, arrange to have them
beaten
- I wear the pants in this house. My wife just
tells me which pair to wear
- All kids are gifted; some just open their
packages earlier than others.
- Will the highways on the Internet become more
few?
- We all get heavier as we get older because
there's a lot more information in our heads
- Most lies are false
- The internet is a great way to get on the net.
- If electricty comes from electrons, does morality
come from morons?
- Moblie phones are the only subject on which men
boast about who's got the smallest
- A friend will bail u out of jail, but a best
friend will be there with u saying, Damn that was fun!
- Trying is the first step towards failure
- If you hate me, I love you too. It ain't my fault
I'm better than you
- If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance
- The funny thing about Common sense is that it's
not very common
- I Dont Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
- Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
- I'm the girl your parents warned you
about.
- Your Hairs Are On Fire.Go Call Fire Dept.
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