Cool Msn Nick Names

Cool Msn Screen Names - Page 3

• Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause children
• Oh my god, you killed Kenny!
• Panties aren't a mans best friend, but they are next to it
• Statistics are used by people who have no proof
• Divorce: from the Latin word meaning "to rip a man's heart out through his wallet
• You'll never get rid of a bad temper by losing it!
• If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you
• In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king
• Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop
• I like to con and insult people, that's why I chose to become a Consultant
• Mental Health is overrated
• Cool Man ! But Dont Get Freeze
• Be The Change You Wish To See
• All generalizations are false
• A clean dwelling place is the sign of a disturbed mind
• This isn't school! This is Hell with flourecent lighting
• The funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very common
• Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense
• Next week there can't be any crisis. My schedule is full already
• War does not determine who is right... but who is left
• If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance
• If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried
• Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing
• In the event of an emergency landing why do the people in the pamflet look so calm?
• I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked
• Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left
• 3 words to ruin a guys ego..is it in??
• You can better lose a lover than love a loser
• I'm only crazy when other people cant standthat I'm right
• Women/Men are like public toilets, they are either taken or full of shit
• Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one
• Work harder: People on welfare depend on you

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